It's April, so in a few weeks all you big-shot college boys will be getting out for the summer. One word of advice, don't try to smuggle out a thousand of those toilet paper rolls they give you for free by swallowing them. Oy Gevalt! It'll give you gas like you wouldn't believe!

the preceding was written by "Sideshow" Mike of the Krusty the Clown Homepage.

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